I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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