I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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