definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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