I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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