Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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