like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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