Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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