I bet he comes in French.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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