I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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