dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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