He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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