wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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