How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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