When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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