I am puke
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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