So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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