Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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