That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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