no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
