I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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