i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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