guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
dude. I can hear the air.
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