Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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