Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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