were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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