why didn't you poke me back
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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