Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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