dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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