its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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