I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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