i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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