Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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