Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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