we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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