I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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