Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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