everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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