Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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