I bet he comes in French.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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