The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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