yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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