Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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