Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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