Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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