I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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