I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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