nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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