I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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