So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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