Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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