i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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