these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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