You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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