stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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